Forcing Fanon - Uncut
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pc32_fics“Okay, guys,” a short woman clapped her hands to gather attention. “HEY!” Ignored once again, she pulled out a referee’s whistle and blew.
As silence fell (mostly), InuYasha swore, his ears plastered to his head. “Fucking what, wench?”
“Don’t make me get angelica incarnate in here,” psyco_chick32 snapped. “You know how sword-happy she gets when provoked!”
InuYasha bared his fangs. “Keh! Like I’m scared of her! I can kick her ass with Tetsusaiga!”
“She’s just a harmless human girl, InuYasha!” Kagome’s eyes sparked at the threat.
“Yeah, with swords! And the skill to make her,” he gestured toward psyco_chick32, who was simply watching bemusedly, “cut all my best scenes!”
“Oh stop,” Kagome sighed. “You know she’s totally in love with you. Plus, she adores you in both smut and action scenes… you get everything you want! She doesn’t even let psyco_chick32 turn you into a whiny little girl!”
At that moment, angelica incarnate walked through the door with another pile of papers. “Here you go,” she murmured to psyco_chick32. “The characterizations are going to kill me,” she stressed with a look that made the author quiver with fear, “but the grammar and spelling is all good. It could have a bit more angst, though…”
Turning, the beta grinned at Kagome. “And thanks, Kagome. Sit down, dog boy, so the author can talk.”
InuYasha grumbled but plopped into a chair next to Kagome, arms crossed and face shifting to a petulant look. “That’s better, thank you,” psyco_chick32 said. She gestured for the remaining humans and youkai to take a seat as the beta made herself scarce. “Time is money people, let’s move!”
“You don’t get paid for this,” Miroku reminded the author.
Psyco_chick32 sighed. “I know. Damn those copyrights anyway.” She handed Shippou a sheaf of papers. “Hand these out to everybody, will you please?”
As the youkai scampered around, the author let her gaze slide around the room. “As you all know, there will be more InuYasha anime in a little over a month.” She let that sink in. “This means all the fans that are somehow unaware there is a manga… or just ignore it completely anyway… will most likely be vindicated in their fanon ways.”
Waving a copy of the papers, she continued, “In recent reviews, I’ve been informed of a few changes I should make if I want people to read. Thus, the changes… with heavy influence from the anime and the movies.”
“I do not do movies,” Sesshoumaru intoned.
“This Sesshoumaru,” psyco_chick32 corrected. “Everybody knows you only talk in third-person. Ever.” Seeing the youkai lord’s narrowed eyes, she added, “And try not to show emotion. I know you actually started to care in the manga, but we’re nowhere near that point in the anime.”
InuYasha snickered. “Does that mean I get to cut his arm off again?” Kagome glared.
Psyco_chick32 just shook her head. “No, but don’t expect to see much of Kagome anymore. After all, she’ll spend at least 15 minutes in Sesshoumaru’s company while in Naraku. This is probably a sign they were meant to be together.” She groaned. “I can only imagine the push I’ll get to acknowledge the two of them as a canon couple…”
Kagome scooted closer to InuYasha. “I came back after three years for him!” Then she perked up. “Do you think we’ll get a real kiss?”
The author shrugged. “Not sure… but that doesn’t matter. Please, start studying the new scripts. These things are examples of what you should be prepared to deal with.”
The room fell silent as people read. Then, as though coordinated, everybody began shouting at once.
"Wait... she never sat me that much! She pretty much stopped by the end!" InuYasha spluttered.
"Sorry, thems the breaks," psyco_chick32 shrugged. "If I want the new fans to like me, I have to start adhering to fanon, apparently. That means you," she turned to Miroku, "had better get some good health insurance. You'll be spending most chapters in a Hiraikotsu-inflicted coma."
Miroku cringed. “But…”
“No buts. The anime is more slap-stick than the manga. Apparently my writing is supposed to reflect that.”
Kikyou’s voice rose up over the others. “Why am I still evil? I died a real woman and happy… are they bringing me back again?”
Psyco_chick32 shrugged. “I don’t know what to tell you. You were vindicated in the manga… but anything could happen in the anime. They vilified you pretty badly with that knife incident by Goshinboku. Most of the fandom sees you as the evil bitch, sorry.”
Sango raised her hand. “That’s all well and good… but there’s nothing in here about me…” She riffled through the papers. “Well, other than beating on Miroku. Are they going to take out the scene where I kissed him?”
Shrugged, psyco_chick32 turned her attention to the taijya. “Sango… Do you really think the animators will focus on your character development and your relationship when they can have more love triangles between InuYasha, Kagome, Kikyou and Kouga?”
The taijiya slammed her fist on the table; psyco_chick32 nodded her agreement with the emotion.
Then the author realized all eyes… filled with a lot of anger… were on her. “Uh, guys? This isn’t my fault, really! I just want to fit in!” Chairs screeched across the floor; those sitting stood. “Guys? We can talk this over, right?”
“Where’s psyco_chick32? She promised us another chapter of Control!” LuxKen27 opened the door… and found only a puddle of blood and a flash-drive remaining.
As silence fell (mostly), InuYasha swore, his ears plastered to his head. “Fucking what, wench?”
“Don’t make me get angelica incarnate in here,” psyco_chick32 snapped. “You know how sword-happy she gets when provoked!”
InuYasha bared his fangs. “Keh! Like I’m scared of her! I can kick her ass with Tetsusaiga!”
“She’s just a harmless human girl, InuYasha!” Kagome’s eyes sparked at the threat.
“Yeah, with swords! And the skill to make her,” he gestured toward psyco_chick32, who was simply watching bemusedly, “cut all my best scenes!”
“Oh stop,” Kagome sighed. “You know she’s totally in love with you. Plus, she adores you in both smut and action scenes… you get everything you want! She doesn’t even let psyco_chick32 turn you into a whiny little girl!”
At that moment, angelica incarnate walked through the door with another pile of papers. “Here you go,” she murmured to psyco_chick32. “The characterizations are going to kill me,” she stressed with a look that made the author quiver with fear, “but the grammar and spelling is all good. It could have a bit more angst, though…”
Turning, the beta grinned at Kagome. “And thanks, Kagome. Sit down, dog boy, so the author can talk.”
InuYasha grumbled but plopped into a chair next to Kagome, arms crossed and face shifting to a petulant look. “That’s better, thank you,” psyco_chick32 said. She gestured for the remaining humans and youkai to take a seat as the beta made herself scarce. “Time is money people, let’s move!”
“You don’t get paid for this,” Miroku reminded the author.
Psyco_chick32 sighed. “I know. Damn those copyrights anyway.” She handed Shippou a sheaf of papers. “Hand these out to everybody, will you please?”
As the youkai scampered around, the author let her gaze slide around the room. “As you all know, there will be more InuYasha anime in a little over a month.” She let that sink in. “This means all the fans that are somehow unaware there is a manga… or just ignore it completely anyway… will most likely be vindicated in their fanon ways.”
Waving a copy of the papers, she continued, “In recent reviews, I’ve been informed of a few changes I should make if I want people to read. Thus, the changes… with heavy influence from the anime and the movies.”
“I do not do movies,” Sesshoumaru intoned.
“This Sesshoumaru,” psyco_chick32 corrected. “Everybody knows you only talk in third-person. Ever.” Seeing the youkai lord’s narrowed eyes, she added, “And try not to show emotion. I know you actually started to care in the manga, but we’re nowhere near that point in the anime.”
InuYasha snickered. “Does that mean I get to cut his arm off again?” Kagome glared.
Psyco_chick32 just shook her head. “No, but don’t expect to see much of Kagome anymore. After all, she’ll spend at least 15 minutes in Sesshoumaru’s company while in Naraku. This is probably a sign they were meant to be together.” She groaned. “I can only imagine the push I’ll get to acknowledge the two of them as a canon couple…”
Kagome scooted closer to InuYasha. “I came back after three years for him!” Then she perked up. “Do you think we’ll get a real kiss?”
The author shrugged. “Not sure… but that doesn’t matter. Please, start studying the new scripts. These things are examples of what you should be prepared to deal with.”
The room fell silent as people read. Then, as though coordinated, everybody began shouting at once.
"Wait... she never sat me that much! She pretty much stopped by the end!" InuYasha spluttered.
"Sorry, thems the breaks," psyco_chick32 shrugged. "If I want the new fans to like me, I have to start adhering to fanon, apparently. That means you," she turned to Miroku, "had better get some good health insurance. You'll be spending most chapters in a Hiraikotsu-inflicted coma."
Miroku cringed. “But…”
“No buts. The anime is more slap-stick than the manga. Apparently my writing is supposed to reflect that.”
Kikyou’s voice rose up over the others. “Why am I still evil? I died a real woman and happy… are they bringing me back again?”
Psyco_chick32 shrugged. “I don’t know what to tell you. You were vindicated in the manga… but anything could happen in the anime. They vilified you pretty badly with that knife incident by Goshinboku. Most of the fandom sees you as the evil bitch, sorry.”
Sango raised her hand. “That’s all well and good… but there’s nothing in here about me…” She riffled through the papers. “Well, other than beating on Miroku. Are they going to take out the scene where I kissed him?”
Shrugged, psyco_chick32 turned her attention to the taijya. “Sango… Do you really think the animators will focus on your character development and your relationship when they can have more love triangles between InuYasha, Kagome, Kikyou and Kouga?”
The taijiya slammed her fist on the table; psyco_chick32 nodded her agreement with the emotion.
Then the author realized all eyes… filled with a lot of anger… were on her. “Uh, guys? This isn’t my fault, really! I just want to fit in!” Chairs screeched across the floor; those sitting stood. “Guys? We can talk this over, right?”
“Where’s psyco_chick32? She promised us another chapter of Control!” LuxKen27 opened the door… and found only a puddle of blood and a flash-drive remaining.
